English Club! Опции

[Хасам]

This theme is For people who knows or studying or will study English!!! I think in our town there are many people who wants to improove their English!!!! If you one of them come to us ))))
Here you can put your contacts or information about yourself !!! Also you can write to all possible themes!!!
Firstly let's start from me My name is Rodion!!! I'm only 14 years old!!! B) Yes in some ways i can be young ))) i'm studying in 8th class! as you can see i like English language!!! My hobby is reading and searching the Internet!!! In my free i try to study, walk with friends or smth. in that way!!! Also i like sport dancing!!! As you can see my English is good B) but now i'm trying to improove it )))
Later i will add smth. cause i want to eat
Waiting for your answer and masseges )))
If you want to find it will be easy by mobile phone my number is 87015246860!!!
(maybe i have some mistakes in my writing, don't look at them ))))) close your eyes))))

[ZuDiK]

Hi! my name is ZuDiK.
I don't know English but I remember that London is capital of the Great Britain

[Sam Black]

This theme is For people who knows or studying or will study English!!! I think in our town there are many people who wants to improove their English!!!! If you one of them come to us ))))
Here you can put your contacts or information about yourself !!! Also you can write to all possible themes!!!
Firstly let's start from me My name is Rodion!!! I'm only 14 years old!!! B) Yes in some ways i can be young ))) i'm studying in 8th class! as you can see i like English language!!! My hobby is reading and searching the Internet!!! In my free i try to study, walk with friends or smth. in that way!!! Also i like sport dancing!!! As you can see my English is good B) but now i'm trying to improove it )))
Later i will add smth. cause i want to eat
Waiting for your answer and masseges )))
If you want to find it will be easy by mobile phone my number is 87015246860!!!
(maybe i have some mistakes in my writing, don't look at them ))))) close your eyes))))

А Албанскому не учишся? Вернее английскому албанскому. А то ябы тоже выучился.

Сообщение отредактировал Sam Black - 6.12.2007, 16:36

[Бауке]

I remember that London is capital of the Great Britain

Really?

Сообщение отредактировал obyvatel - 6.12.2007, 16:43

[OleBrumm]

fuсk yоu оld bitch!

[or_love]

My name is Rodion!!! close your eyes))))

Родион, ты чего? ))))))))
shut your mouth )))

[U_Shlepak]

Hi! my name is ZuDiK.
I don't know English but I remember that London is capital of the Great Britain

Hi, ZuDiK.
Do you know the capital of The United States of America?
And do you know the name of Queen Elizabeth?

[RoN]

Well, and this guy so hoped that you join to him.

Hi! my name is ZuDiK.
I don't know English but I remember that London is capital of the Great Britain

Hi, ZuDiK.
Do you know the capital of The United States of America?
And do you know the name of Queen Elizabeth?

[Гость_Гость_*]

Hi, ZuDiK.
Do you know the capital of The United States of America?
And do you know the name of Queen Elizabeth?

Hi Kwest

Did you ever seen stand-up show of Maxim Galkin? Because joke about capital of GB, it's from this show

[Rastafara]

What school you are from? Who's your teacher. Or do you learning language by yourself?

[Хасам]

Sam Black сори только британский и американский вариант английского ))) Могу помочь с турецким )))

OleBrumm please don't use bad kinds of English words!!! Don't you know normal speech ???

Rastafara i think it's ordinary that i'm studying English at school ))) (cause i'm only pupil )))
But in my free time i go to the language centre ))) or try to find new abillities for studying and improoving my English ))) Do you want to study with my teacher ??? ))

[CODa]

What happing, comrade?

[U_Shlepak]

Hi Hasam! Next time "in your free time you go to the language centre ))) " please take any dictionary, but English... Because...
IMPROVE!
IMPROVE!
IMPROVE!
IMPROVE!
IMPROVE!

[U_Shlepak]

Hi Kwest

Did you ever seen stand-up show of Maxim Galkin? Because joke about capital of GB, it's from this show

Oh, really?
Hmm... actually I missed it. Do you suppose I have to find it and watch?
Will it help me to learn more about the capital of GB?
May be it will also improve Hasan's English too?
Does Maxim Galkin know any English? I mean UK English or US? Or some else, may be Albanian one.

[Sunny Forester]

OMG!!!
Hasam, drink a poison and kill itself about a wall))

P.s.: It's a joke, I'm just kidding))

[Гость_Гость_*]

I think that young guy, who real believe in our community and our ability to help wrote and study English, just try to joke! And what he found here? Did you think about it? He’s just 14 years old and he meets here with laughs and gags but no one who serious interested in that.

PS
Квест, а парень в тему про шутку Галкина вспомнил, только вот твой сарказм выглядит глупо учитывая его и твой возраст.

ППС По русски потому, что знаний языка не хватило.

[freetonik]

Alrighty, my name is Rakhim, will help anyone interested in English. I can't say I know the language perfectly, I can't even say I know it very good, but.. well.. I think I'm not bad because of all the experience I had and still having

peace

P.S. 2 Kwest, please, stop it, you know the rules, different language doesn't cancel rules, stop off-topic

[or_love]

OleBrumm please don't use bad kinds of English words!!! Don't you know normal speech ???

no, she didn't )))))
candydly, i think she's just luv some jeerin at fresh ones )))

[Freeman]

Radion,

Well done, you are the first person I see writing English here, going by your age, I must say it's amazing. One other thing; you should not be taking all the posts seriously, because this is an "adult community", "a kind of", where many people just can't help meddling in

There are some questions I have for you:

What is your school #?
Why do you learn English? (Your parents told you to do so, or you just like it).

By the way, if you are not familiar with Skype VOIP agent, I strongly recommend fixing this, since it may help you a lot in your English practice.

Good luck!

[freetonik]

By the way, if you are not familiar with Skype VOIP agent, I strongly recommend fixing this, since it may help you a lot in your English practice.

Absolutely agree with that, we did it with my friend - just called random people all over the world with "English" as known language in profile - and chat

[ZuDiK]

Hi, ZuDiK.
Do you know the capital of The United States of America?
And do you know the name of Queen Elizabeth?

Yes! of course. The Capital of United states of America - Washington city.
Alsou I now that Astana is capital of Kazakstan
Oh Sorry Kwest I forget name of Queen Elizabet BUT I remebered name our president... his name is Nursultan!

Сообщение отредактировал ZuDiK - 7.12.2007, 8:02

[НевиДимко]

Hi people!
My name is Dmitry.

[ZuDiK]

I think it is good idea to create a theme where peoples possible to speak in English.

P.S
SORRY My English is NOT GOOD
I want study English languge in future.

[НевиДимко]

I think it is good idea to create a theme where peoples possible to speak in English.

P.S
SORRY My English is NOT GOOD
I want study English languge in future.

You sitting translating your posts in the dictionary or translator???
My English too not very good. I finished school 3 for english.

[ZuDiK]

You sitting translating your posts in the dictionary or translator???
My English too not very good. I finished school 3 for english.

My friend I write my posts and translate other posts itself.

[НевиДимко]

You sitting translating your posts in the dictionary or translator???
My English too not very good. I finished school 3 for english.

My friend I write my posts and translate other posts itself.

Oh sorry!!!
I am offiend you.

[U_Shlepak]

PS
Квест, а парень в тему про шутку Галкина вспомнил, только вот твой сарказм выглядит глупо учитывая его и твой возраст.

Да ладно Азазелло, терпимее надо быть к людям. Это не сарказм. Просто первый пост вызвал у меня улыбку своей непосредственностью.

[U_Shlepak]

P.S. 2 Kwest, please, stop it, you know the rules, different language doesn't cancel rules, stop off-topic

Where is off-top? I just speak English and nothing else. I want to improve my English too. Or this topic is only the one where we should speak any borring shit and stuff about ourselves, our hobbies, interests, families and capitals of the GB?
Ok. I can. It's not the problem for me.

My nickname is Kwest. I am 24 years old. I am from Kazakhstan. Kazakhstan is the best country in the wold. It is very beautiful and huge. It's official name is The Republic of Kazakhstan. The capital of Kazakhstan is Astana.
Now I want to speak about my own interests and hobby. I am found of and esteem the electronic music.
At given moment I am sitting in my office and typing this stupid *цензура*ing message!!! Because somebody does' not like joking and fooling and suppose we have to write in *цензура*ing school manner. Where is my teacher?

Сообщение отредактировал Kwest - 7.12.2007, 12:31

[Freeman]

This is not another topic where anyone can play fool. Cause I guess everyone is pretty tired of this. So cut the stuff or go to "Fleim" subforum.

Going back to the matter at hand, I would like to list most common misconceptions about English.

"Я знаю английский (выучил)" - No way pal !!! There is NO SUCH A thing, more over, tell you what; NO native speaker KNOWS English in all it's respects. So, you can not say; I've learned English, or I know English unless you have recognized certificates (IELTS, FCE, CAE, CPE etc) at least, proving that.

"Если я буду говорить на английском/писать, то быстро выучу его" - This is another one. Many people tend to think so, but in real life it is not that simple.

The bottom line; learn Grammar !!! Because this is like a foundation before you start building a house, otherwise your house will not be solid and beautiful.

[U_Shlepak]

Слушайте, народ! Что за бред вы несете? Данная тема находиться во флейме, посмотрите в заголовке раздела

Свобода слова! Разговаривать можно о чем угодно

и потому какие претензии?
Предлагаю в разделе Тематические создать подраздел Образование и туда перенести эту тему. Тогда и будет все по строгости правил. Данное предложение переношу в соотвествующий раздел для администрации.

Разместил свое предложение здесь

Сообщение отредактировал Kwest - 7.12.2007, 12:51

[Freeman]

Да, точно, необратил внимание, не думал что такая тема может быть во влейме.

[Хасам]

Rusboom thanks for joke )))

ZuDik a thought it also good idea for people who wants to improve their English!!!

FREEMAN Thanks ))) Ok my studying i think isn't interesting!! If people want to study or inmprove your English you will do it everywhere!!!

I have created this theme only with good minds!!! If people want they will answer and write usefull information!!! I think all people who wants can do that!!! if you want we can replace this theme for special part if you want not to have off top here!!!

Азазелло yes i'm only 14 years old! And what's from that?? I only want to study!!! what is bad from that??? i can't understand you!!!

[Oasis]

жжоте таварищи

[Сама по себе]

мдя... I have forgotten an English too, but i know exactly that London is a cap. of GB!!! )))

[OleBrumm]

OleBrumm please don't use bad kinds of English words!!! Don't you know normal speech ???

i said fuсk you! do you get me, little whore?
now take some poison, dude



Сообщение отредактировал OleBrumm - 7.12.2007, 21:20

[Sunny Forester]

i said fuсk you! do you get me, little whore?
now take some poison, dude

Grandma, you - "старый пляж"! I know, coz Bill told me about u!

Сообщение отредактировал Rusboom - 7.12.2007, 21:32

[Oasis]

Kenny alive!

[Liar]

i forgot what this little boy needed

[Rastafara]

He needs support and likeminded members of the forum.
Peoples!
Read what you've wrote and think of your attitude
Some of us having experience speaking to the amerikaz and brits think that there's no need to prove (not improve) their knowledge and write sum nasty things...

Сообщение отредактировал Rastafara - 8.12.2007, 14:45

[Ru.bens]

нипонятнаа (с)

[Freeman]

In most cases a guy can not be a whore, but in some cases people may be rude & stupid.

[Хасам]

OleBrumm if you want to show us as cool you are, it isn't good way to say bad words or smth. else in this way to show us that you know smth.!!! Try to find another way!!!

Rastafara thanks to you a lot ))) It is good that someone of people from our forum understood me!! I don't understand people who shows here only bad sides of himself!!! But it isn't matter for me for example!!! I only say my minds and tried to do smth. for many people but there's no perfect family everywhere will be one or two guys who will try to damage all that possible!!!

Freeman also you thanks to you!!! I think some people think that if they will such bad things they will be coll!!

OK NOW I HAVE one question!!!! People there is one girl called Daniel can organise to us English club in Uralsk city!!! She is volontee and came from USA for 2 years!!! She could organise club for people who is studying English and want to have good speaking!!! If you want write to me private letter and when there will be 10 or more people we could that!!! Left all questions here or send to me private letters!!!

[Oasis]

мэджик гуди чтоль

[kornet]

He needs support and likeminded members of the forum.
Peoples!
Read what you've wrote and think of your attitude
Some of us having experience speaking to the amerikaz and brits think that there's no need to prove (not improve) their knowledge and write sum nasty things...

Have written будет корректно однако.

[Liar]

hey, boy, it think you need to find students as you to open English club with this girl from America, whose English I'm sure not so good(I mean grammar, etc.).
Most of the people here are working with Expatriates, and as for me I'm really *цензура*ed to talk with them in my own country in Eglish.
people, if so...let's open Kazakh language Club...

[Хасам]

Liar if you want you can open you Kazakh club!!! Here i wrote only for people who wants it!!! And i don't need teacher for grammar English next i want to try pass exam and go for studying to the great Britain!!!
I thought someone could help me here but as i can see it isn't like i thought!!! This theme was created only for people who wants studying English!!! I wanted to find people like me!!! or with same minds!!! But here people are so agressive and i can't understand why??? You say bad words, write some critic to my adress this i can't understand!!! I also can do this but for what it need??? You wrote that you want to open Kazakh club open it!!! I agree with you somebody needs it but not me!!! Create you theme and write there!!!
PEOPLE be more kind!!! You so agrassive such as you have mental ill!!!

[Liar]

it's up to youг little boy...
take it easy...

[Sam Black]

нипонятнаа (с)

нутак пральна. Здеся какому то языку все учаться, явно не албанскому. Буквы даже непохожи.

Сообщение отредактировал Sam Black - 10.12.2007, 8:26

[soul]

And i don't need teacher for grammar English next i want to try pass exam and go for studying to the great Britain!!!

What kind of exams/tests are you going to take? TOEFL?

p.s. guys, I need someone to share experience with me of taking the above tests, coz I am supposed to take it soon... plz..

[Хасам]

soul and TOEFL too )))
A-lavel test!
GCSE and EAFL ( english as a foreign language)
Now you have many opportunities to pass this exams!!!
I wanted to find people here with whom i could speak prepeare study or smth. in this kind!!!
But as i can see there is no one who wants smth. in this way!!! all people here shows only their bad kinds (like saying bad words etc.) and think it's cool!! I can't understand this kind of people!!!
PEOPLE WHAT HAPPENED WITH YOU???????? %P

soul one mi friend passed TOEFL!!! He's in Ukraine now he said it isn't so difficult if you will study speak!!! You can try pass TOEFL many times there is no defenite times!!! Only that you need studying speaking!!! he said this tests for testing your knowledge as you are American!!!

[ArtMind]

what's crackin dudes? Enlish club is in da house fo sho!! I loooove it..
But I донт андерстенд.. why are some of you so DEEEEEEEEZ NUTS!

B)

[Oasis]

случай из жизни
в столовой англичанин просит chicken
на раздаче тетка русская спрашивает "Еще?"
он отвечает "Of course I'm fokin sure"

[Хасам]

Oasis All is possible
ArtMind do you really love English?)

[Benadar]

а чо иго любить? его надо либо использовать либо нет

[U_Shlepak]

Писец, ну и вопрос "do you really love English?"
Как можно любить язык? Пользоваться и употр*цензура*ть, это да, а вот любить... Хз... не пойму.

[Freeman]

to love = любить , один из немногих вариантов перевода этого глагола. Все что мы не понимаем, не есть плохо/безсмысленно, это всего лишь означает, что мы это не понимаем.
ИМХО Человек хотел сказать что ему сильно нравится изучать язык.

[U_Shlepak]

Может быть, может быть. Все может быть. Пусть образовывается. ))

[Pastukhov_Origin...]

HEllo me names Ilya.I'm only 14 years old!!! Yes in some ways i can be young ))) i'm studying in 8th class! as you can see i like English language!!! My hobby is reading and searching the Internet!!! In my free i try to study, walk with friends or smth. in that way!!!

[Bella_Donna]

I heard that Uralsk has english club, different boys and girls are visit this place.
Who were be there?

Сообщение отредактировал lapka* - 2.6.2008, 16:07

[Oasis]

I heard that Uralsk has english club, different boys and girls are visit this place.
Who were be there?

omg!

[Deming]

There are two type of people. Scottish and who want to be scottish)

[Loco]

From A bit of Fry and Laurie
http://youtube.com/v/hnHv7NGWb0k?version=3

Сообщение отредактировал Loco - 17.7.2011, 15:06

[Sunny Forester]

Amazing! I knew one volunteer, who lived here a few years ago (2005-2006). His name - Tim Kirby.
Look! He was at TV-show "Давай поженимся".
http://youtube.com/v/mMcj2zbj_Fk?version=3

[BerishUralsk]

Помогите перевести текст: Добрый день! Планируется приобретение седельных тягачей Man TGX 18/400 4*2. Номер базовой автомашины L06XGG31 седельный тягач Vario, кабина водителя с высокой крышей XLX. Просим предоставить спецификацию на стандартную комплектацию поставляемую в Республику Казахстан. А также спецификацию на стандартную комплектацию на полуприцеп Shmitz, тентованный бортовой полуприцеп поставляемую в РК. Заранее спасибо!

Очень срочно надо!!!

[PanteraBlack]

Помогите перевести текст: Добрый день! Планируется приобретение седельных тягачей Man TGX 18/400 4*2. Номер базовой автомашины L06XGG31 седельный тягач Vario, кабина водителя с высокой крышей XLX. Просим предоставить спецификацию на стандартную комплектацию поставляемую в Республику Казахстан. А также спецификацию на стандартную комплектацию на полуприцеп Shmitz, тентованный бортовой полуприцеп поставляемую в РК. Заранее спасибо!

Очень срочно надо!!!

Бериш погоди немного, скину на почту.

[AAB]

By the way, guys! If some of you are still willing to learn English, I think I should tell you that my friend opened an English Club. Our meetings are on weekly basis. I support her sometimes, serving as a teacher. We have 3 or 4 persons who are almost fluent at English. 2 or 3 persons whose English is good enough to converse easily. And we have those whose English is very poor too. Sometimes, it can be hard during group discussions when you have to wait for a person to think, first, and, then, slowly, speak it out. But we want to help each other so we grow patience and show respect for each other. We even have a topic on Facebook to post some comments and schedule our next meetings. Send me a message if you wish to join. Have a good day, forumschiki! ;-)

[Mirima]

Why not post the link here? Or there's some discretion?

[AAB]

Why not post the link here? Or there's some discretion?

No problem at all! I just thought I wouldn't come across any one who is interested.

http://www.facebook....82788731795643/

[Zaya]

Oops...I forgot about guys, sorry. Of course, we try it!!! ))))

[Zaya]

So, I think it's time make a list of chart online. This is my login: marina.paskonova, invite me by skype, and point that you from Uralsk forum, I'll make a group. See ya

[Trinity]

Oops...I forgot about guys, sorry. Of course, we try it!!! ))))

Ain't it "a bit of strange", local guys and girls get together and looking for expat couple?)

[Zaya]

No, we are looking for English practice, I'll invite foreigners who speaks English and French to improve our languages, but another goal (who is interesting) is foreign marriage...

[Trinity]

No, we are looking for English practice, I'll invite foreigners who speaks English and French to improve our languages, but another goal (who is interesting) is foreign marriage...

I'm joking) Just my observation,

[Zaya]

Funny )))))